Bap Talk!!!
It was well out of order! We were having a perfectly acceptable conversation, within the conventions of our current time-frame and cultural context, when... when he goes and mentions that he ate something from a bap.
"Bap!" I exclaimed indignantly.
"How dare you hit me with that low-down 1970's culinary talk without any warning whatsovever."
The culprit knows who he is, and he should be ashamed of himself for this transgression.
"Bap!" I exclaimed indignantly.
"How dare you hit me with that low-down 1970's culinary talk without any warning whatsovever."
The culprit knows who he is, and he should be ashamed of himself for this transgression.
posted by Gerry Bunt at 10:54 PM
14 Comments:
Well, at the moment it's hard for me not to stick my foot in a bap roll it seems. There are baps knawing at me left right and centre. If it was me bapping unexpectedly Colin all I can say is that Bap happens. It's a bap fuken world where bap bappy fukers walk around with baps up their bapsides.
Wot t' fook is a fookin bap leek? The soothern coonts are t' reet boonch ov girls by eck as leek. OOp north, where i's coomes froom, we t' oonly eat sangers made froom t' hooovis leek mon.
Whuy ey ya boony lasses leek
FBN
What the ^$#& is a bap? Sounds like some English thing like tea and cucumber sandwiches.
Hi Colin. I'm back.
Hi ya Madeleine
"Bap (often a larger soft roll, say 5-6 inches in diameter). Word has existed since 16th century. Dough can contain fats such as lard or butter to provide tenderness to dough. Can come in multiple shapes dependent on region. Traditional bap of Scotland is not sweet unlike Irish version which may contain currants."
Its just a bread roll. Kenneth
Ken, you're a mine full of useless information LOL. However, interesting. Thanks for that.
Fantastic stuff Ken! Your knowledge of bread products is astounding.
Great to hear from you M! The point about casual 'bap talk' is that it is the kind of thing my mum would've said back in the 70's. It was fine then, but to introduce this into everyday conversation without warning was, well... UNACCEPTABLE!!!
I'm assuming the unacceptable is Dave the dan or dan the dave of many coats. He is totally unacceptable. I don't know how you put up with him, Colin. I assume that he just sort of hangs around you and you can't get rid of him. Not that you choose to keep company with such a low life LOL.
is that true abou Dan the Man? A bap-tist?
Oh, Ken, that's awful for first thing on a Sunday a.m. LOL
It is true Rosiemosy, I have indeed played the Bap role. Unsolicited Baps are frightfully tasteless and downright rude. It helps to see them coming and like Colin says, it is totally unasseptable when there is no warnings to oncoming Baps. I wish I could take it Bap.
that is disgustingly funny coat man. Straight from the horses bap.
K
I have to confess that I found it quite a disturbing thought - a bit too colon connected in fact! Aieeeeeek!!
A good broken down bap, ie pap, is like the brewing of a good waffle. Waffles require the best complex carbohydrates to ferment and mature so they can go on and on and on. There is nothing like a good waffle. As disturbing as it might seem Colin, I found the humor in Dan the Coat Man weaning you on his waffle err sorry pap. There seems to be a bit of Dan the Bap-tist in you although your waffle fermented and floured uniquely. K
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