Sunday, August 06, 2006

Wot I Have Learnt

I have one piece of hard-wrought advice for my daughters: close your mouth when cleaning a toilet. There is a rather revolting story behind that particular piece of wisdom. Ain't life just so sweet folks...

5 Comments:

Blogger Rosymosie said...

Thanks so much for sharing that piece of wisdom Colin. LOL. My imagination has gone wild with that. And no, I do NOT want to hear the story LOL.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Ken said...

I wish to hear it Rosymosie
kenoath

9:34 AM  
Blogger Gerry Bunt said...

I was cleaning the toilet with a brush, Ken. I was singing - 'Down in the Tube Station at Midnight' ('pube station'} by the Jam -, when the vigorous brushing flicked some of the brown water into my mouth. It was... yuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeek mate. Good to hear from you. Apologies for my long, long silence - I've been... well...

Yesterday, I was browsing some books in a charity shop, when I saw a work, 'Ellington - Man of Strategy'. Now, I am into Jazz and I thought I'd check it out. However, when I bent down to pick it out from the shelf, I realised it was in fact, Wellington - Man of Strategy'! Later, I was momentarily intruiged by a record with the name, 'Scot Land' on it. It was, of course, 'Scotland'. I am a fuck-wit man! My mind and life is in a bit of a muddle at present mate!!!! (And my daughter's hamster has died under my care whilst she was away, because I left it by an open window and forgot, and it got hyperthermia... whoops! She's back from camping tomorrow. Eeeek!) All the best :)

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry to hear about the hamster Debunkem. Good to hear from you though. Oh, I love the jam. Even their commercially successful song Thats Entertainment. It's a slashed seat affair sometimes!

kenoath

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